What do you call a Russian nerd?
A red square. |
What do you call a whore in Spain who doesn't charge money?
A free-holey. |
What do you call an Iranian who stops your car and takes your money?
Ayatollbooth Khomeini. |
What is the five-day weather forecast over Chernobyl?
Three days. |
What soup is the Russian favorite?
Mushroom. |
What's the difference between Iran and an armpit?
One can of deodorant will take care of the armpit. |
Why are most Italians called "Tony"?
Because when they got to Ellis Island they stamped "TO N.Y." on their foreheads. |
Why don't Polish heroin users worry about getting AIDS from needles?
Because they wear rubbers. |
Why was the Polack arrested for indecent exposure?
Someone asked him to count to eleven. |
Why was the Polish child upset when the label fell off his red crayon?
How was he gonna know what color it was? |
