Define Miracle Whip.
What Jim Bakker does to his wife when he feels kinky. |
Did you hear Oral Roberts died?
One of the checks bounced. |
What do you call a religious woman in a garbage bag?
Blue Nun. |
What do you call three turds in a Vatican bathroom?
Pope Poop the Third. |
What does Jim Bakker call a double orgasm?
The second coming. |
What does Tammy Bakker call a shot of key?
A Bible belt. |
Who kills Christ and says, "Har, me matey"?
Pontius Pirate. |
Why don't Baptists fuck standing up?
They are afraid it might lead to dancing. |
Why is pro wrestling like TV evangelists?
Because you know they are both fake, but you still find idiots who watch them. |
Why was Tammy Bakker upset when she heard that her husband was fucking his secretary?
Because she ran out of liquor and pills. |
