How did the Speaker of the House introduce Gerald R. Ford?
And now, here's the latest dope from Washington. |
What did Corazon Aquino say to the old regime as she kicked them out of the Philippines?
On your Marcos, set, go. |
What do Democrats call farts?
Republican breathalyzer tests. |
What do they call an ex-president who likes to suck cock in Mexico?
El B.J. |
What do you call rich people pissing on you?
Reagan's trickle-down theory. |
What do you have when you take a '73 Chrysler, yesterday's pastry, and President Reagan?
An old Dart, an old tart, and an old fart. |
What has eleven legs and lives in Cape Cod?
Ted Kennedy's family. |
What's the difference between Howdy Doody and President Reagan?
You can't see Reagan's strings. |
