Did you hear about the new Japanese Jewish restaurant?
So sue me. |
What do you call a big-nosed pancake-maker?
Aunt Jew-mima. |
What do you call a group of racist Jews who toast bagels on people's front lawns?
The Klu Klux Kleins. |
What is a Jewish bird call?
Cheap, cheap, cheap. |
What's a wrench?
A place where Jewish people keep horses. |
What's Jewish, leads a nation, and has cream cheese all over him?
Menachem Bagel. |
What's the difference between a JAP and a toilet?
The toilet doesn't follow you around after you're done using it. |
What's the difference between a Jewish woman and an Italian woman?
Italian women have real orgasms and fake diamonds. |
When does it get really hot in a Jewish bedroom?
When the air conditioner breaks down. |
Who says "Mazel tov Bing Bing Bing!"?
Ricochet Rabbi. |
