What did the tired asshole say after a long shit?
I'm all pooped out. |
What do you call a mushroom that parties?
A fun-guy. |
What don't you ask a woman drinking coffee at a mastectomy clinic?
"One lump or two?" |
What famous murderer killed his victims with jellied meat?
Son of Spam. |
What kids' cereal has little scrotums in it?
Cap'n Crotch. |
What's the definition of a sensitive man?
A guy who doesn't make his girlfriend blow him after he butt-fucks her. |
What's the definition of busy?
One set of jumper cables at a Puerto Rican funeral. |
What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?
A porcupine has pricks on the outside. |
What's the dirtiest thing ever said on TV?
"Ward, weren't you a little rough on the beaver last night?" |
When does a Puerto Rican become a Spaniard?
When he marries your daughter. |
