Did you hear Vaseline is coming out with new labels for its petroleum jelly?
They're going to have a picture of missing gerbils on it. |
How do you know you're in a gay amusement park?
They pass out gerbils in the tunnel of love. |
How do you prevent homos from getting AIDS?
Tell 'em to sit down and keep their mouth shut. |
How many faggots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, as long as there's plenty of oil and he's real careful. |
What did the mother say to her midget artist son after she found out he had AIDS?
You are Too Loose Lautrec. |
What does a gay turkey say after he sucks your cock?
Gobble, gobble, gobble de goop. |
What painting do members of NAMBLA love?
Little boy blew. |
What weighs 250 pounds and swims in the San Francisco Bay?
Moby Dyke. |
Why was the gay embarrassed when he was caught blowing the well-hung black delivery boy?
Because he was caught with a foot in his mouth. |
Why were the other vegetables worried for Sprout?
They found out the Jolly Green Giant was a member of NAMBLA. |
