How do you know Davy Crockett was a racist?
He wore coon-skin caps. |
How do you play poker in Howard Beach?
Two clubs beats three spades. |
How does the Ku Klux Klan go surfing with Negroes?
They hang ten. |
What did the police artist sketch when a woman described the man who raped her as being blond-haired, blue-eyed, and well-dressed?
A nigger. |
What do you call a black girl's vaginal crust?
Velveeta's cheese. |
What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a vaginal infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese. |
What do you call blacks who read Lord of the Rings?
Tolkien Negroes. |
What does a black man call his ideal woman?
Gorilla my dreams. |
What is the opening line of the Black Theatre production of Hamlet?
"To be, or not to be, that be the question." |
Why did the white man bring blacks to America?
Because the Indians weren't good joke material. |
