Did you hear about the new video game called Don King Kong?
Two gorillas fight each other while Don and the white woman wait in the limo. |
How did the newspaper report the death of the founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
Colonel Sanders Kicks the Bucket. |
What are N, O, and P?
Mary Beth Whitehead's next three kids. |
What do you call a crooning cartoon character who ricochets off walls?
Sheriff Bing Bing Bing Crosby. |
What do you call the wife of a dead president who lays in the desert waiting to suck off Arabs?
Jackie Oasis. |
What do you get when you cross a Japanese artist with a dead fat Broadway actor?
Yoko Coco. |
What do you get when you put 1,000 monkeys in front of 1,000 typewriters?
The staff of the New York Post. |
What movie stars Diane Keaton in search of well-hung mechanics?
Looking for Mr. Good-wrench. |
Why did Alpo hire Lome Greene to do commercials?
They found him lying in his office licking his balls. |
Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Because they are trying to breed bullet-proof Kennedys. |
